My mouse pad is taped to my desk. Even with the no-slip pad, I destroy pads when I get excited. My wife is a sound sleeper. She always asks me the next day, "What did you do all night, shoot Germans?" I tell her, "No way, I came to bed early. Those idiots were probably still playing all night when I went to bed!"
BTW Lordy, I just got promoted to corporal. I expect you to show me some respect now................