"a kids not going to be able to kill a 6 foot irradiated beetle just by pressing a couple of buttons, he's going to have to get in there with an axe and hack and hack and hack" lol.
Yeah that's one of the great lines they have in that.. some of these "news clip" parodies are way funny for sure. Especially the little kid saying, "I had to eat.. my fingers." Oh that's just a killer laugh and sad at the same time.