The price of gas keeps going up! How much do you give?

[{Ru}EINHANDER]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi,
Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell,
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them with gasoline and set them
on fire. We are going from car to 2 car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'

[{Ru}Zog]

[eric]

lol... rosie `o donnel... that was random.

[{Ru}Bubba]

lol